1. Get naked.

2. Cover yourself in blue paint.

3A. Put on glasses and denim cutoff shorts. You're Tobias Funke.

OR

3B. Remain naked. You are Dr. Manhattan.

I am going as a zombie. I've already got the physique for it, and this way, when I get so trashed I cant walk straight, I'm just in character! And should I start to grope a pretty lady, all I have to do is mutter brains! Suddenly I am quirky and accurate, and not at all a creepy creepy man.

If you have a girl friend, or some how know a girl/woman-thing.

Carry her on your back, like a piggy back. When they ask you what you are, you say "I'm a turtle", then point to the woman on your back and say "and that's Michelle".

Wear all black or white, and safety pin a bunch of socks and random other bits of laundry to yourself. Voila: you are now Static Cling!

Those are amazing, completely not my ideas though.

However, inspired by the Danger! High Voltage! song/video thing, I think I want to be "High Voltage"

This means I can use pot paraphernalia in a costume, be somewhat slutty (because honestly, it IS the one day a year girls can look like absolute whores and get away with it, and I NEVER get to look like a whore, lol) while still being clever with wordplay. I believe I shall adorn myself with those pot-leaf garlands, make a bunch of fimo pot related stuff, stick one of those yellow signs with the lightning bolt on my front, and have 'blunts' and joints hanging off me like crazy, and all I have to do is act like a stoned retard, which I shall probably be. YES. Costume, DONE.